Dutch Infidels Collective Kollections

Has anyone noticed me not being here for half a year now?

It's totally bizarre one goes of to study for the fun of it and suddenly one finds all his time is being spend drinking, partying and sometimes even sporting. Still don't know what the study is about but certainly don't have the time to post.

C ya later

Dutch Infidels Collective Kollections

Parents beware, in my quests to find out some more about what life is all about and spreading the gospel of those who are without faith, I decided to go back to college again.

So here I am the lonely 25 year old amongst lots of 17 to 18 year old students having one heck of a time. The scenery is fantastic and I suddenly have about 50 times the amount of friends that I had a week ago.

For some strange reason faith decided that the college I'm at has about twice as many women as there are men. As most of the "men" are also quite immature compared to me, and my infinite wisdom, I've concluded that I am one lucky S.O.B. getting lots and lots of attention.

Even the "educational facility" I'm attending seems to be so happy having me that they refuse to send me any bills. (That didn't worry me too much till I received a letter saying I'm not allowed to partake in this study as of yet)

I hope to get back on that subject later, If I don't they've kicked me out and I therefore once again have no more internet-acess.

Tina wrote something a couple of days ago (Yes life still goes way too fast if you lack an internetconnection)and I finally saw an opportunity to log on without getting into too much trouble.


Quote: "No shit, you're still alive...

Anyway, when you can by-pass the working activity, we (a couple of loyal visitors of this page - read "bored people") DI: Say, is that a hint or something? would love to hear about the "out of the country" bit.

I don't suppose you could pass the updating of your blog as work-related... Hmmm... I didn't think so"



So would I (like to hear about what I've done there) the thing is though after I arrived in the great Czech Republic, I installed myself in a pub and took a look at the pricelist, which is where my memory blankes out.

Next thing I remember is waking up naked in MY bed in HOLLAND without a girl to be seen anywhere, and (thank God) not a guy either (except for my own strange being). That's all I remember.
Though there is that strange picture of a Mammoth on my mobile phone and another of a strange sign I apparantly took somewhere.

Hey wait up.. you can't thank God if your an infidel, right.. let's all thank Santa Clause instead.
At least that guy exists.
And if that fails you could try the great god Om*



*I also had a brandspankingnew book in my room from the Discworld Series, known as small gods and decided to read it (possibly again) when I noticed that thing.

I have a really good reason to hate soccer today

It has nothing to do with how much our national soccerteam sucks at what its supposed to do, nor that they cancel some really good tv-shows for it, not even with vandalism

The BASTARDS exchanged the regular free paper for a championship only edition

Any beleivers of god (any god) here?

I happen to have a question for you:

Did God really create the whole Universe?

Now you might wonder what the f... is going on here, as I appear to be blogging again.
The answer would be that I am!

I'm using my new mobile which has (a.o.) an e-mail function on it :D

Still can't read my own site though
.. or at least not yet

More posts coming up

Say!
If God IS a dj...

Why did he make me such a poor dancer?

Can you Imagine these guys actually make me work here?
I can, that AND I've been outside of the country for a wee bit.

I MISS MY INTERNET CONNECTION LIKE MAD!!!

I've even forgotten how to write html!!

She had a flat tire, I cycled by and she asked to me, "say is that a bicyclepump in your pants or are you just happy to see me".

No need to mention I fell in love right away.

Music quote:

"Allright everybody: Tie your SHOELACES!!"

Do we need any more proof that partydrugs kill braincells?

More quotes from same song:

"Duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duuuh"

and:

"Marie I beleive I-a like it loud"


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(FOR FUCKS SAKE!! DONT YOU EVEN KNOW THAT FOR SURE?!!)

"The last Samourai"

Say, isn't that guy just a wee bit too white to be Japanese??

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Is it just me or would christians consider these kinds of commercials blasphemy? Good thing they don't try to sell Islamic religious items, they'd have a holy war against em in no time.

# posted by Dutch Infidel : 22:18

The other day I was walking through Utrecht, giving my sister a tour of the town and exploring the many ways in which I can get lost, when I happened to walk past a sign:

"Cources and training for women"
I don't know why, but my sister then told me to "NOT get my twisted mind started on that subject"

Two days later I managed to get my other sister lost in the same city and past that sign again, she simply told me to "shut up" before I could say a single thing about it.
Am I that obvious?

But really, there should be more institutes like those, the girlfriends I've had all need MAJOR drilling.
(NO not THAT kind of drilling you perv!!)

I'm amazed at the ingenuity of the Iraqi's.

A while ago a Dutch soldier shot an Iraqi looter, causing the whole nation (our nation that is) to erupt into turmoil and the soldier to get arrested.
Reminds me of the incident where a footballfan (read: unemployed, ugly and drunk hooligan) charged a police-officer with a knive, obviously, the policeofficer defended himself and shot the man, he died. This caused riots and protests (read: more riots) for weeks across our country againts police-brutality, costing millions in extra police-support during those riots as well as damage to cars and buildings and more millions in the debates that are now going on about how to prevent such a thing in the future.

I suggest that we no longer supply our soldiers and police-officers with bullets, that way no innocent criminals can get hurt anymore.

On the other hand, then another Sebrenica* would happen if our soldiers are once again not able to act against violence.

But that's not what this post is about, no this post is about Iraqi ingenuity, apparantly the whole reason why the soldier was arrested was to prevent necessary bloodvengeance from the family (clan) the looter belonged to. According to Iraqi custom his clan is supposed to take action now that one of their members is killed, they have three options, the first is to kill the person who killed your clanmember, but since he is in a Dutch prison this will be hard to do, the second is to then kill of members of HIS clan, in other words other dutch military, the third is however the one they have chosen to do, namely demand CASH.

Yup, one of their familymembers was caught stealing and was interpreted as such a danger that he was killed and now they want to see money for it. It's obious these Iraqi are HIGHLY adaptable and have already learned to do things the American way, sue the hell out of whoever you can sue.




* For those that don't know what happened at Sebrenica, I'll explain briefly:
Dutch soldiers were sent under UN guidance to Sebrenica to protect the civilians there but were not allowed to use ANY force at all, this order was enforced even when they came under fire themselves.
While many of the men of Sebrenica were slaughtered and the women raped, the Dutch military was supposed to do nothing, and thats just what they did.
Afterwards there have been many debates about who is to blame and no politician from the UN or from Holland has been sued for not acting.
Instead the army itself is held responsible for obeying their orders. Oh and ofcourse the former regime of Serbia.

Well finally I'm sitting behind a PC that doesn't only have a discdrive so I can actually load the posts I've written in the last weeks, but also an (and thats really crucial) internetaccess that I can afford, in other words, free.

The last couple of weeks have actually been quite entertaining for me, I've found out how to get to the city-center from where I live the fastest, and the scenery to is quite nice, its past the hookers.
No I'll be honest, most of em are way too damn ugly, wouldn't even give my dog a go at them, not that I have a dog, but IF I had one, he'd probably refuse to shag them.

I've spent the first two weeks doing nothing but trying to connect to the internet at my new "apartment" (read room smaller then a jailcell), which is ofcourse pretty useless if you dont have a phoneline, let alone any other form of connecting to the internet. Did you know that after clicking on re-dial for 99.999.999 times windows XP still doesn't give a message saying something like:

HEY DICKFACE!! ACCEPT THE TRUTH, YOU DONT HAVE A MODEM INSTALLED!!! NOT A PHONELINE JACKED INTO THE MODEM THAT YOU DONT HAVE EITHER, GIVE UP ALREADY!

Instead it just says "attempt 100.000.000, error, redial in ten, nine, eight, etc.."


PS. Connecting your pc through your old brace in the hopes of finding an ethernetconnection being broadcasted by anyone in the vicinity is pretty hopeles as well, this ofcourse did not stop me from trying, and ofcourse didn't work. Oh if anyone from NASA is interested in the weird encripted messages I received, just e-mail me. Greetings from Ank-up_tel by the way folks.

During those attempt to connect to the internet I have been able to home my skills in the game of spider-solitaire though, as there isnt much else I can do, kazaa (place capitol letters wherever you like) doesn't home-deliver illegally downloaded games you know. Uhm... it does doesnt it? Well it doesn't homedeliver those games if you dont have internetaccess.

As you can read it kept me so busy I didn't have time to go to an internetcafé and pay them money for access, well actually I did have the time and tried to do so once, but the price baffled me in such a way that I simply sat behind the keyboard and attempted to calculate how much money I'd spent already. Doing this sixty times a minute takes away all your time to post.

So here I am sitting at my parents place, spending their hardearned cash on the phonebill the coming days while I'm here (and also I'm doing loads of my laundry as the washingmachine at my place is broken and awaits repair).

Might be able to post from time to time at the new job I'm going to get in a short while, but I really don't know for sure as its a pretty small office and everyone can get a good look at what the other person is doing on his/her pc.

Oh and yes, I do know these posts should have been placed here weeks ago, just try to imagine your in my position okay?